Stupid Pothead Stories

Before I got married, I had a few girlfriends.. Working in radio in smaller towns you were always expected to work a weekend shift.. Well I always usually picked Sunday mornings if possible.. we usually had syndicated shows to run, and I could relax and not think too much.. Well at one station in particular we had an AM/FM combo and the guy from the other station and I would make it a sunday ritual to go out and smoke.

Well of course the days I was extra high is when the girls would want me to go and visit their parents for lunch. well of course I could never tell the GF’s I was really high, cause the getting shit factor would jump up too much for a high boy to handle..

Well most parents always liked me, and for some reason high I always was a lot more charming. I would not talk too much, and was always respectful.. Plus the munchies would kick in and the cooking always seemed soo much better, and I could always have a 2nd helping.. I always would tell myself, just don’t try to talk too much about anything… though I would always get into a sports conversation with the father.. always always, and I am pretty adamant about sports, and if you have ever been high you never really argue your points with much logic..

Even my wife, before we got married, I had many a lunch high at her parents place.. we even made our wedding plans when I was high, which did benifit her more cause well I was not going to argure girly shit.. it always suited my inlaws though they never knew I was high.. I was quiet and polite.. no wonder they think I am a good dude..

One time it was baseball playoff time.. I don’t remember which year it was, but I was sitting with an old GF’s father watching the game.. I am high as a kite at her place trying to watch baseball, which I love, and high makes it much faster.. Well he kept saying that I had the best food for watching a game.. which always makes me laugh, cause I did not know they were coming over, and I stocked up for a huge munchie session.. I thought the GF was going to be away for a few days, but nope, and she brings parents with her.. damn it.. Ohh well after they left, I remember her asking me if I had been high. After the yes, she said she wanted me to smoke before seeing them as long as I did not smell like pot.. which I did, and her parents sure loved me more than she did..

well I guess I am done..

Peace and smiles..