Stupid Pothead Stories

Now that I am a semi responsible adult (I use the term very loosely) but thinking back those were the days.. I am not sure if I should start at the end of my day or beginning…

After much thinking I decided to start when I woke up.. I’d open my eyes, cuss cause it was too early.. snooze for an extra half hour.. wake up.. have a glass of water.. roll a fatty, read the paper and have some cereal. then i would check out the sports highlights. get dressed go to the gym, do what I did there, which mostly consisted of flirting, take a shower there. Get back in the car, smoke a roach I had from the night before. When I got home, I would throw on the video game for a bit, smoke a bowl or two. Then get on the drum kit for a couple of hours with the head phones on.. sweat my ass off.. take a 2nd shower ( I am obsessed at being clean, I know not the norm). Call a few friends make some plans while eating lunch.. Head to work do my four hour shift, smoke a joint on the ride home. Usually a friend or two were already at my place, and looking for my stash. Which I always kept hidden (there was always a baggy in the back of the pussy bar on my not working motorcycle 71 honda 750, just in case you wanted to know) As a good host I always left enough for a couple of bong hits, which I thought my mother believed was a flower pot. We’d watch a movie, or play some games. Have some dinner, a few after dinner joints… If I was with the band we’d jam for a little while, if I was not we’d just chill some more. After the dudes and the few girls that hung out with us, I would head into my room, throw on the head phones, and crank up whatever I was into that week (usually some form of rock, but there was rap, and some pop, and some old country) smoke one more.. Chill for about an hour, and fall asleep.. Unless I had a girlfriend at the time, then use your immagination..

That lasted for a couple of years I would say… Next I will write about both my college days, and my working days.. Hell I will tell ya what I did today if you really ask nicely..

Peace and smiles..