Stupid Pothead Stories

Sorry it has been over a month, I did not even realize that, for anyone who cares..

College was probably the best time I had had in my life. I was working, so money was not too much of a problem. My student loan had paid all school stuff, and housing.. so all i had to worry about was food, gas, and weed.. My roomy jakers and I thought we were the shit, we even had a consecutive stoned streak we thought was the coolest thing in the world going on.. One night in the beginning of the first year, I had to work at the station until 11 pm.. And Jakers had a class til 10.. he called me from the phone at school saying we were out of weed, and maybe the streak was going to come to an end.. of course I can not remember how long it was at the time, but I know it was well over 2 years straight, starting in highschool.. He said he was going to work on it, and I said I would do my best, though it was tough from work.. Well he stopped by the station at about 10:45, and said he had no luck.. I tried calling the few people I knew and nothing at all. I was tempted at the time to say something over the air, but I really liked my job, so that was not an option.. Tough choice though I must admit.. Well we left at 11:10 pm, the next dude was late.. bastard, dont ever be late in radio.. RULE ONE..

Ok so we got home, and neither of us had any hidden stash, nor roaches.. we went out to find some.. by the time we left the apt, it was about 11:35.. 25 minutes left.. we went to the coffee shop to see if any old faithfuls were there.. nope no one.. so we are starting to get a little nervous, talking about how all streaks come to an end, even lou gerhigs.. but we persisted… 11:42, still nothing.. at this time, we are driving around to all the places we know our friends hang.. 11:48, no one is around.. we look up and see that we are near this girls house jakers has a crush on.. I say, well dude, why not stop by, and see her.. He said he was not sure if she was a smoker….. well we did stop in at 11:51, and she was home with a couple of friends.. her roomate was there with a couple of friends too… and they were just starting a fatty in her room, we could smell it.. 11:54 yes only 3 minutes in and I am kinda like damn what do I do.. so i get up, and well knock on the girls door, thinking, I hope I know this girl, and can think of something too say.. We had no clue who her roomate was at the time… She opens the door, and after a really quick glance, and a thank you to JA, she was a classmate of mine, whom i smoked with.. so i quickly asked if she had a book we used, that I had supposedly lost.. I was proud of my quick thinking.. She said she and her friends were about to smoke one, and we were soo invited to join.. 11:56… Jakers is kinda at a crossroads, the girl he was into apparently was not a smoker, and he had to choose between hanging with her, or jumping at the weed presented to him at the time.. At first he talked to her, and that lasted about one minute before he was in with us smoking.. 3 minutes to spare and we kept the streak going of consecutive smoked days. of course that girl was never really that friendly with us anymore, but the one we smoked with ended up dating me for the rest of the school year.. Yay me.. Last I remember our streak of consecutive days, went thru the last 2 years of highschool, and 3 years of college. but I dont remember how long after college it lasted for me.. But I do remember one day Jakers calling me and saying his was over, and mine was not long after that..

Well I guess I’m done for now..

Peace and Smiles..